burgerkid:

trying to run away from my problems like

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reblogmyselfie:

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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"Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.”
— (via hefuckin)

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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McDonald’s

badsynopsis:

Your wallet gets a little slimmer and you get a little fatter.

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